1. Thou Shalt Not Write
2. Thou Shalt Not Even Open Thy Word Processing Program
3. Thou Shalt Keep all Seven Procrastination Days Holy, by Frequently Visiting Facebook, Twiitter and MySpace
4. Honour Thy Games Sites and Thy YouTube
5. Thou Shalt Not Visit Writers’ Blogs (unless Thou then click on their YouTube links)
6. Thou Shalt Go and Make a Cup of Tea or Coffee Every Time Thou Thinkest of Writing
7. Thou Shalt Not Start Thy Own Blog (unless Thou Failest to Ever Update it.)
8. Thou Shalt Not Ever Jot Down Any Ideas In the Notebook Beside Thy Bed
9. Thou Shalt Worship the Lord Thy Jeremy Kyle and Watch His Show Faithfully
10. Thou Shalt Ignore Any Good Ideas Thou Begettest For Stories and Carry on Playing Tetris
(Thanks to Dulcinea Norton-Smith for the inspiration)
